Oh, If Only "Vapoorize" Really Existed!

In the Ben Stiller/Jack Black movie Envy the character Nick Vanderpark (Black) invents an aerosol spray that instantly vaporizes doggy doo-doo. Oh how I wish that product were real! I just spent an hour clearing out the "landmines" that my Siberian, Nikita, left in the backyard. It's been a while since that particular task was carried out. There were pounds and pounds of the nasty stuff. I do know that I could avoid this by cleaning up right after Nikita places his landmines, but when they are fresh they can be especially nasty - after a few days they dry up and aren't as aromatic. Maybe someone could invent a "roomba" type machine that will search out and destroy canine landmines...